-at the coffee shop-
Jonaz: I'm here at exactly 2:15. Now where is she? Oh my, there she is! She's so pretty, I can not. She looks so simple yet still pretty. Okay, be brave Jonaz. Hey! L-lad-y-y G-gaga!
LG: Hi! Nice to meet you Jonaz! By the way, don't call me Lady Gaga, I'm Stefani right now.
Jonaz: O-okay La--I mean, Stefani. I'm just really happy that I'm actually talking to you right now.
LG: Don't worry. I won't bite here come sit with me. I already ordered you a drink.
Jonaz: OMG, thanks! Umm, could you please pinch me so that I would know that is not just a dream.
LG: Oh, okay. *pinches* Now let me kiss you too! *kisses cheek*
Jonaz: Okay, I'm about to faint.
LG: Don't worry, Jonaz.
Jonaz: Wooh, I still can't believe this is happening. By the way, why did you agree to meet up in this coffee shop? Aren't there other fans who would like to meet you?
LG: Yeah, there are other more gorgeous people like you but don't tell this to anyone. I'm actually not allowed to meet any fans. People in the studio are paranoid that my fans will kill me.
Jonaz: That's scary. I'm really happy that you gave an effort to meet me but why?
LG: I also don't know. Maybe it's just that I felt that you were really a good fan and I don't want to let my fans down.
Jonaz: Oh, I'm so flattered.
Barista: For Stefani!
Jonaz: Oh, I will get that. This is all I could do for you. *gets drinks* Here. Hey this is my favorite flavor of coffee here. Caramel frappuccino. Thanks a lot!
LG: Don't mention it. Okay so tell me about yourself.
Jonaz: Okay, I'm a really big fan of you both as Stefani and Lady Gaga. I'm actually a frustrated dancer. Did you know that I know the choreography to some of your songs? Those are Bad Romance, Venus, Applause, Do What U Want and other more. I also know the full choreography to Judas. I learn them by watching your videos on repeat.
LG: OMG, that's wonderful. You wouldn't mind showing them to me next time?
Jonaz: Sure. I would be glad to. Speaking of Judas, what did you feel when people were associating you as an Anti-Christ?
LG: To tell you honestly, I was really saddened by the thought. Jesus has always been my support, my guide, and my everything. I owe all of this to Him.
Jonaz: As I expected. I knew that you weren't a bad person. You just like to use powerful characters. People nowadays just judge you for the title of your songs and your lyrics. They don't notice how deep and powerful the meaning of your songs are.
LG: Don't worry about them. People have their own taste of music and you can't blame them.
Jonaz: I know but they bash you.
LG: Let them. As long as I know who I really am inside, that is what all that matters. I just let them do what they want with my body.
Jonaz: I freaking know right. Okay, I also like to play the piano and violin and I know a lot of songs.
LG: Oh, that's good. We're the same then. I started playing the piano at a young age.
Jonaz: I don't know why but I actually don't know any songs made by you. I know some Katy Perry songs and other more. Speaking of Katy Perry, what do you feel when you are compared to other artists?
LG: Really sad because Katy Perry and I are good friends and the charts don't matter to me. My fans are what matter to me.
Jonaz: I love you! This is one of the reasons why I really love you. Aside from being talented and unique, you really are kind and you really think of your fans.
LG: Oh thank you very much. I would do anything for my babies.
Jonaz: So how is your love life?
LG: Oh that escalated quickly but everything's fine. Taylor is helping me and I am helping Taylor.
Jonaz: Aww, that's so sweet! I actually have a crush but we rarely talk because we have different schools.
LG: Oh, don't worry honey. Just believe, okay? There is a right time and place for love. If you do your best and wait patiently at the same time, everything will work out.
Jonaz: Omg thanks, Stefani! You really inspire a lot of people.
LG: Don't worry about it. Anything for my babies.
Jonaz: Stefani, you should know that I'm not rich. I can't buy your albums, posters, and other more but know this. I am a true little monster and I will always be no matter what the haters say.
LG: Oh that's okay honey. You being there for me is enough to support me. Actually, during the BTW ball tour, I was already exhausted, my body ached, and I just felt like giving up but then my fans, you little monsters, kept me going. Your encouragement was a healing force to me but then I couldn't handle the stress anymore and my hip broke. I had to cancel my tours. I was really down and I used a lot of "dope" but then I noticed that you, my babies, were still supporting me. It just made me tear up and it even inspired me to write a songs entitled "Applause." I live for the applause, your applause. Your applause is what keeps me going and your applause has what let me get over my drugs since it wasn't only destroying me, it was also destroying my family, my friends, and my fans. It was hard letting go of drugs but I need you more than "dope."
Jonaz: (Tearing up) Those words are amazing. Hug me please!
LG: Here, don't worry.
Jonaz: (Tears bursts) I LOVE YOU GAGA!
LG: I love you too! Now, don't cry.
Jonaz: Okay, (Wiping off tears)
LG; You okay now?
Jonaz: Yehp, I am. Sorry about that. I just really loved your message.
LG: Ahihi.
Jonaz: Never change, alright? The tiniest things you do always make me smile. Change of your hair or wig, change of clothes, and other more. Even though I'm in a bad mood, I listen to your songs, and then you also upload pictures of yourself with different looks every time and it just lifts up my mind.
LG: (Begins to tear up)
Jonaz: Aww, I'm sorry.
LG: It's okay. I was really touched of your message. Hey do you mind showing me your dance moves? It would really make my year complete. Seeing my fans dance live instead of just watching them in YouTube.
Jonaz: Really? Okay but can we go to my house? I'm kind of embarrassed to dance in public.
LG: Oh, don't worry. Don't be shy.
Jonaz: Sorry but I insist to go home.
LG: Oh, okay if you say so. I don't mind.
Jonaz: (We go to our house. I performed all of the choreography I know for her and she even corrected some of the moves. It was really fun. She even took a video of me dancing to Judas. She even played some of her hits in the piano and danced. It was like a concert just for me. But then, time was just harsh. We had to say our goodbyes.)
LG: Oh no, the studio is calling. Let me answer this. (holds up phone) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm just right around the corner. Don't worry, I'll go back now. Okay. Okay. Bye! (hangs up phone) Jonaz, it was really nice meeting you! I hope we can do this again next time.
Jonaz: Oh no, you're leaving? That's really sad but it's okay at least I met you personally. I would be glad to have this meet up again!
LG: Okay, take care! Oh wait. (Hands Jonaz tickets) These are VIP tickets, free of charge of course.
Jonaz: What? You're really giving this to me? Thank you so much!
LG: Don't worry about it. It's nothing compared to what you have done for me.
Jonaz: No, it's quite the opposite actually.
LG: Oh just let it be. Here, let's take have a picture together!
Jonaz: But, I'm ugly.
LG: No one is ugly, my baby. Okay, 3-2-1. (Phone rings) I really need to go now. Okay, Bye!
Jonaz: Bye! I LOVE YOU! And Lady Gaga, my biggest idol, leaves. It was really fun. Saying goodbye was the most painful part. But, I know, I'm sure, that we will meet again. It's okay if she doesn't remember me but I will always be a fan of her. *holds tickets to his heart* Now to share my story to the world. As I write this, I listen to Ste-- I mean, Lady Gaga's newest album, ARTPOP.
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