English - Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-Salita?

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Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?

(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation in Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ BeautifulGirl” of Jose Mari Chan?

Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.

       Reading the letter made my head ache. It was full of grammatical and spelling errors and it was very hard to understand. It took me more than two times to understand what the girl wants to say. From my understanding, the girl who wrote the letter is the new lover of Dennis, who had a former lover named Marjorie. Dennis left Marjorie because Marjorie is fat and the writer of the letter compares herself to Marjorie.

My revised version of the letter is below:

ENTERTAINMENT

Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?

(To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation in Tagalog, please read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprised of the reason why Dennis left you. Why? What reason can you think of but you’re very fat body? Before, I thought that Dennis only used me as his toy but later on, I realized that he can't bear being with you anymore because first, Dennis says he could not stand you’re habit of meddling with all of his trips and second, you're always calling their house asking what time he got home.

And then Dennis said to me that he was ashamed of you both in school and his family. He asked you to exercise but you don't want to. You think that you are the prettiest woman Dennis knows? Who do you think you are, the “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?

Even though you think that you are beautiful, you do not have the right to call me names just to insult me because I never called you names in front or behind Dennis. Well, if you start calling me names, I don't have any other choice but to call you names too like PIG, FATTY, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND GIRL WITH AN UGLY SHAPE. Shame on your body that is like a BUILDING.

You can't blame Dennis for replacing you with me because I am sexier than you. I repeat, you are like Lozada if he was a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You say that I have bad breath but who does Dennis want to kiss, me or you? The answer is me. There you go.